Waiting for the plumber

Where are you G——? I sincerely hope you're not at home reading blog posts. By the time you read this one we will be dead. We will have died from hypothermia and the cats, as you will see when you get here, if you get here, will have nibbled and gnawed our bodies - a sight I hope will make you retch, you wretch.

Please come soon and connect our flue so we can light the fire. Please.

Yours faithfully,

Frozen of Dunedin