Thursday, 26 June 2008

Nivver again

Should I be bedridden from advanced tendonopathy I will nivver, nivver take anti-inflammatories gain. Nivver! Is that clear? Good. Now back to work.

Had my first trip downtown since falling ill which to me as a male person seems only marginally worse than falling pregnant.

She fell pregnant.
What happened?
Oh, you know. Didn't wash her hands or something. Yeugh. How do you think?

Where would we be if Enid Blyton, Richmal Crompton or Beatrix Potter had fell pregnant? Once they experienced maternity wear for themselves there's no telling what kind of writing would have flowed from those august, venerable and now dead bodies.

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